kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

mjwatson:

If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.

blindbeards0llux:

asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals

semi-attractive:

reblog if u suck 20 dicks everyday or enjoy listening to music

eridanampervert:

genocidersyooo:

when life gives you lemons what do you do

DONT MAKE LEMONADE

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! 

IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

bunmer:

He returns

bunmer:

He returns

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are assigned one power exclusive only to them at birth. However, the more pansexuals are born, the more unique their powers get. It is rumoured that pansexual rapper Angel Haze, for instance, was given the power to rap exceptionally well, while Pete the Pansexual, who lives down the road, is just a really good parallel parker.

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

image

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

composeralice:

petitedeath:

teppagan:

Babymetal Meets Big Four Of Thrash

JEALOUS

Is it bad that I’m more interested in Babymetal than the rest of the bands

pesh-tigo:

I took this screenshot like 10 years ago and its brilliance still makes me laugh my ass off

pesh-tigo:

I took this screenshot like 10 years ago and its brilliance still makes me laugh my ass off

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

majestictunes:

anaconda || nicki minaj

by the way, what he say? he can tell i ain’t missing no meals
come through and fuck ‘em in my automobile
let him eat it with his grills and he telling me to chill
and he telling me it’s real, that he love my sex appeal
say he don’t like ‘em boney, he want something he can grab
so i pulled up in the jag, mayweather with the jab like
dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun